Vampire Lips Sticker – Red Gothic Fang Art

Glossy red lips with a sharp little secret. This original gothic sticker features vivid crimson lips and prominent white fangs for a bold vampire-inspired design suited to gothic, horror and dark-romantic collections.

Sticker details

• One sticker featuring original Cerebroscope Studio artwork
• Synthetic PP with a glossy protective laminate
• Water-resistant
• Printed, laminated and contour-cut in Germany

Available sizes

• Longest side approximately 4 cm (Small)
• Longest side approximately 6 cm (Medium)
• Longest side approximately 8 cm (Medium+)

For decorating notebooks, journals, laptops and other smooth surfaces.

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From the Cerebroscope archive

Z.O.M.B. LABORATORIES

Dental Examination 114-V

Intake designation: Vampire Lips
Primary observation: Enlarged maxillary canines
Vampire: Unconfirmed

Records

Vampire.

Z. Omb

Teeth.

Records

Vampire teeth.

Z. Omb

Prominent maxillary canines.

Records

Fangs.

Z. Omb

Acceptable descriptively.

Records

Vampire fangs.

Z. Omb

You added something again.

The subject is cooperative.

Oral examination confirms two substantially elongated upper canines.

They are genuine teeth.

Not prosthetics.

Not cosmetic caps.

Not implants.

Omb becomes interested.

Measurements are taken.

Dental imaging follows with consent.

The roots are proportionate to the crowns and integrated normally into the maxilla.

No obvious pathological process explains the morphology.

Records

So vampire?

Z. Omb

Unusual dentition.

Records

How many unusual teeth do we need before I get vampire?

Z. Omb

More teeth would not solve that problem.

EXAMINATION 2 — FUNCTION

The canines occlude without obvious interference.

No unusual mobility.

Enamel and dentin appear structurally comparable to ordinary human dental tissue.

The subject reports no particular difficulty eating.

Records

Ask about blood.

Z. Omb

Why?

Records

You know why.

Z. Omb

I know why you want me to.

Omb asks anyway, but not the question Records wanted.

Z. Omb

Do the teeth have any function you consider unusual?

Subject

Not really.

Z. Omb

Do you deliberately use them to puncture things?

Subject

Sometimes food?

Z. Omb

That is what teeth are for.

Records

This interview is going terribly.

The subject eventually notices the intake sheet.

Subject

Did you seriously bring me in because you think I'm a vampire?

Z. Omb

No.

Records

Yes.

Z. Omb

You were referred because someone else thinks you are a vampire.

I am examining the part for which we currently possess evidence.

Subject

The teeth.

Z. Omb

The teeth.

Subject

Fair enough.

RECORDS ADDENDUM

Potential diagnostic criteria for vampirism:

• Fangs
• Drinks blood
• Avoids sunlight
• Doesn't appear in mirrors
• Immortal
• Bats?
• Cape?

Three items have been circled by Records.

The entire list has subsequently been crossed out by Omb.

Underneath:

Please provide a validated diagnostic standard for “vampire.”

Records

There isn't one.

Z. Omb

Then stop making diagnostic criteria.

Later, Records returns with folklore references.

Different traditions attributed wildly different properties to creatures retrospectively grouped under the modern idea of the vampire. Some descriptions involve revenants, corpses, spirits, disease, blood consumption or other forms of life-force extraction. Several familiar traits aren't remotely universal.

Omb reads considerably more of it than necessary.

Records

You're researching vampires.

Z. Omb

I am researching what you mean when you keep saying vampire.

Records

That's researching vampires.

Pause.

Z. Omb

Unfortunately.

CURRENT CLASSIFICATION

Human morphology: Predominantly consistent
Elongated maxillary canines: Confirmed
Natural dentition: Confirmed
Structural dental anomaly: Present
Blood consumption: No evidence
Photosensitivity: Not investigated; no justification
Mirror behaviour: Not investigated because Records was told no
Transformation into bat: No evidence
Immortality: Not testable within available observation period
Vampire: Insufficiently defined and unsupported

Catalogue designation “Vampire Lips”: Acceptable.

Records

So we're still selling it as Vampire Lips.

Z. Omb

Yes.

Records

But you won't call them a vampire.

Z. Omb

Correct.

Records

This organization makes no sense.

Z. Omb

Those statements concern different things.