{"product_id":"grey-eldritch-cat-sticker-handmade","title":"Grey Eldritch Cat Sticker – Gothic Multi-Eyed Cat Art","description":"\u003cp\u003eA grey eldritch cat with far more eyes than any reasonable cat requires.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis gothic sticker features a mysterious feline with multiple vivid red eyes, dark features and a triple-moon symbol on its forehead. An eerie but strangely serene addition to notebooks, journals, laptops and other smooth surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSticker details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne sticker featuring original Cerebroscope Studio artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSynthetic PP with a glossy protective laminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted, laminated and contour-cut in Germany\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAvailable sizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eLongest side approximately 6 cm (Medium)\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor decorating notebooks, journals, laptops and other smooth surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExplore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/handmade-stickers\"\u003eHandmade Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/handmade-cat-stickers\"\u003eCat Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/handmade-gothic-horror-stickers\"\u003eGothic \u0026amp; Horror Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrom the Cerebroscope archive\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003eZ.O.M.B. Laboratories — Field Observation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBEHAVIOURAL ASSESSMENT 120\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProvisional identification:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eFelis catus\u003c\/em\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence:\u003c\/strong\u003e declining\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e08:14\u003c\/strong\u003e — Specimen entered observation chamber voluntarily.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003ePhysical abnormalities immediately apparent.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eAdditional ocular structures present across frontal and temporal regions. All appear independently mobile.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eSpecimen otherwise exhibits ordinary feline morphology.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e08:22\u003c\/strong\u003e — Presented feather.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eAll eyes tracked feather.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e08:23\u003c\/strong\u003e — Promising.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e08:31\u003c\/strong\u003e — Presented food.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eSpecimen consumed food.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e08:44\u003c\/strong\u003e — Presented cardboard box.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eSpecimen entered box despite box being approximately 63% of the volume required to contain specimen.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e08:45\u003c\/strong\u003e — This strongly supports cat.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e09:03\u003c\/strong\u003e — Specimen stared at empty northeast corner of laboratory for eleven consecutive minutes.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eOrdinary cats reportedly do this.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e09:17\u003c\/strong\u003e — Specimen began running through laboratory at considerable speed without identifiable external stimulus.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eAlso apparently normal.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e09:36\u003c\/strong\u003e — Specimen pushed Sample Container 17-B from table while maintaining eye contact with me.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eNormal.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003eUnprofessional, but normal.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10:02\u003c\/strong\u003e — Triple-moon marking briefly changed orientation.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003ePossible anomalous event.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10:04\u003c\/strong\u003e — Unable to reproduce.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10:51\u003c\/strong\u003e — Six peripheral eyes closed simultaneously. 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