{"product_id":"fluffy-pink-bat-sticker-handmade","title":"Fluffy Pink Bat Sticker – Cute Gothic Bat Art","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn exceptionally fluffy little bat with absolutely enormous wings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis original bat sticker features vivid purple fur, a deep pink fluffy chest, huge magenta wings and oversized glossy eyes. Cute, strange and brightly gothic, it combines classic bat features with an almost impossibly round silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSticker details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne sticker featuring original Cerebroscope Studio artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSynthetic PP with a glossy protective laminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted, laminated and contour-cut in Germany\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAvailable sizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLongest side approximately 4 cm (Small)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLongest side approximately 6 cm (Medium)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLongest side approximately 8 cm (Medium+)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor decorating notebooks, journals, laptops and other smooth surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExplore \u003ca href=\"\/en\/collections\/handmade-stickers\"\u003eHandmade Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/en\/collections\/handmade-gothic-horror-stickers\"\u003eGothic \u0026amp; Horror Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/en\/collections\/handmade-cute-animal-stickers\"\u003eCute Animal Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrom the Cerebroscope archive\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003eZ.O.M.B. LABORATORIES\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMorphological Examination 097-F\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCatalogue designation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fluffy Bat  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePreliminary classification:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chiroptera  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSex:\u003c\/strong\u003e Undetermined  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Apparently healthy  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eResearch priority:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moderate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRECEIVING OBSERVATION\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecimen presents with disproportionately large apparent body volume relative to head size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWing morphology is broadly consistent with Chiroptera.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBody is approximately spherical while resting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInitial possibilities:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Unusual adipose distribution.\u003cbr\u003e2. Abnormally dense pelage.\u003cbr\u003e3. Postural effect.\u003cbr\u003e4. Combination thereof.\u003cbr\u003e5. Something else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCould you not just say it's fluffy?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is precisely what I am attempting to quantify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eEXAMINATION 2 — BODY VOLUME\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePalpation indicates that visible body diameter substantially exceeds underlying torso diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo corresponding excessive adipose layer detected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConclusion:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMostly fur.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow much?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnknown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan we measure it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePROCEDURE 097-F-4  \u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTHE FLUFF PROBLEM\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObjective:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetermine the relationship between anatomical body volume and apparent body volume produced by pelage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNon-invasive imaging performed with fur in natural resting configuration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate torso boundary reconstructed beneath coat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDifference substantial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan we have a percentage?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEventually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy eventually?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause “percentage fluff” is not an established biological measurement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou started this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOBSERVATION 6 — COMPRESSION\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo deliberate compression beyond ordinary handling approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInstead, specimen observed during self-grooming and changes in posture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen fur is naturally compressed against the body, apparent diameter decreases considerably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen disturbed and subsequently raised—\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou scared it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow did you make it puff up?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI did not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cardboard tube fell over in the adjacent room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApparent body volume increased.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow much?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwenty-three percent relative to the preceding image.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou measured it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOBSERVATION 9 — FLIGHT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe spherical appearance is primarily a resting-state phenomenon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuring wing extension and flight, the actual torso becomes substantially more apparent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo obvious impairment of flight caused by pelage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWing loading calculations should therefore use estimated anatomical mass and wing area rather than apparent resting silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo it's just an extremely fluffy bat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrent evidence supports that description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's what I said on day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou had not measured it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOBSERVATION 14\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecimen entered resting enclosure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrapped wings partially around body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFur expanded between folded wing margins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eResulting shape:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximately spherical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. OMB — NOTE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVery efficient thermal geometry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFurther investigation warranted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou just want to keep measuring the fluff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. 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Omb\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt will be internally reproducible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRecords\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's not what I asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZ. 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